Sunday, April 12, 2009

Joe's Valley Post as a Pretext for an Apology

I know, I know. I haven't posted anything in quite some time. I'm terribly sorry. Although nobody has actually formally complained (or really mentioned it at all, for that matter), I know that you are secretly hurt. When I've given unprompted apologies for my lack of blogging activity, you've feigned indifference and, at times, relief. But I'm keenly aware that if I were to scratch through your stolid veneer, I would find a deeply despondent human being. You may comport yourself with a stiff upper lip, but I know you harbor an insatiable craving for my marginally serviceable climbing media. You want to hear about the V6s I've climbed. You need to see photos of Simone lying in the dirt. You must return to Lithic Loafing daily.

Well, fret not, all ye faithful. Spring is here. I have a new pair of climbing shoes. I'm drinking more wine than ever (it's a part of my formal education now). Everything is in place for low-budget spray and self-aggrandizing bullshit. I promise to deliver. 

In the meantime, enjoy these shots that I recently took of some tough kids in Joe's Valley, Utah. I said ENJOY, damn you! 










Sander Pick on Trent's Mom.



Kevin Cuckovich on Beyond Life.



Jamie Emerson on Black Lung.



Kevin on Planet of the Apes.



Sander on Anti-Future Plan.



60 comments:

Julian said...

Low budget spray!? Count me in!

bison balls said...

I GOT NEW SHOES TOO!
would one of these V6's happen to be maxipad? if so, it's good to know that saga is finally over and that everyone escaped with all of their limbs

sock hands said...

hellz yes

Mannphoto said...

It has been too long Ryan, and i'm not talkin about your blog postin!!! call me and lets sip some fine Turning Leaf merlot with american cheese on ritz crackers...

Ryan Brazell said...

Your absolutely right, Mr. Mann. We should hang out soon. But I should warn you that I only eat cheese that comes from an aerosol can. I'll be having some of that with popcorn at the premier of Rocky Mountain Highball!

Jamie said...

Jesus Christ, Ryan. Do you need another lesson on how to properly spell "you're" ?
I guess it goes along with your other personality - the guy who eats cheese out of aerosol cans...

Jamie said...

Consider this a formal (and public) apology for my last comment.

Much love from yours,
Jamie.

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