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        So, with one awkward fall, my summer reading list has supplanted my summer project list. It's just as well (painful, forced smile). I rather dislike climbing in the alpine areas of Colorado in the summer (grinding teeth). The rock quality sucks (red face, bulging blood vessels). And it's not as if I really wanted to send anything (visible madness, thinly-veiled hysteria!!!).  I'm sure I'll take up some other fun "hobby" (single tear...). 

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* Actually, to be clear, I don't intend to limp anywhere. I intend for Simone to cart me around in a bright red Radio Flyer, while I sip on drinks adorned with little umbrellas and grow smugly corpulent. I will finally realize the full utilitarian component of dog ownership.

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best of luck and we will see you soon enough!

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Actually, I'm in a bit more pain than I thought I'd be in three days out. My leg feels hot, heavy, and useless. My semitendinosus (the site of "harvest") feels like I did overhead heel hooks from here to the summit of Long's Peak. But I'm sure things will get considerably better going forward. Bipedal-like.

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Are you still rehabing? I miss reading your posts.

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Updates to come soon. I promise.

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