Wednesday, May 13, 2009

To be Reincarnated as Glue and Sloppy Joes

      As readers of this blog well know, I've always been a bit lame. Whether or not you've openly characterized me as such, you've certainly perceived a certain underlying lameness in me. 'He's, well, kind of lame...' you've no doubt caught yourself thinking. So I guess it will come as no real surprise as I report on the recent manifestations of my latent lameness. I took a spill on Get Over It a week ago, and tore my left ACL, lateral meniscus, and medial meniscus. I'll be limping into the surgical theater on Thursday, and limping for a while thereafter*. 

        So, with one awkward fall, my summer reading list has supplanted my summer project list. It's just as well (painful, forced smile). I rather dislike climbing in the alpine areas of Colorado in the summer (grinding teeth). The rock quality sucks (red face, bulging blood vessels). And it's not as if I really wanted to send anything (visible madness, thinly-veiled hysteria!!!).  I'm sure I'll take up some other fun "hobby" (single tear...). 

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* Actually, to be clear, I don't intend to limp anywhere. I intend for Simone to cart me around in a bright red Radio Flyer, while I sip on drinks adorned with little umbrellas and grow smugly corpulent. I will finally realize the full utilitarian component of dog ownership.

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No editing required on this one, lame fallen climber boy (I mean "man"). You've managed to spark not only a few laughs out of me, but also a bitter determination to become a summer "hobby" which outdoes everything. At least you'll get to hang out with a firey redhead soon...

sock hands said...

im sorry to hear this, mang... i've suffered a very similar injury to my right knee that i had scoped [cut out all the frayed, torn edges and meniscus flappers]... on the upside, i was on a bike within two weeks... though it took about a year or so to get back to full activity [and since it was not actually reconstructed, i will never have good stability in it], i was able to get out and do some fun stuff that same summer.

best of luck and we will see you soon enough!

and fear not: any new flavor of the week climbs that get FAd will surely break within a month of getting sent, so when you're back in the game, everything will be right where you left it!

best

Justin's Blog said...

How you feelin' post-op?

Ryan Brazell said...

Feeling like I'm going to crush the East African competition at the Bolder Boulder this weekend.

Actually, I'm in a bit more pain than I thought I'd be in three days out. My leg feels hot, heavy, and useless. My semitendinosus (the site of "harvest") feels like I did overhead heel hooks from here to the summit of Long's Peak. But I'm sure things will get considerably better going forward. Bipedal-like.

Thanks for the inquiry.

Anonymous said...

Are you still rehabing? I miss reading your posts.

-Jill

Ryan Brazell said...

Updates to come soon. I promise.

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sock hands said...

how's the knee?

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